So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
worst night to have a conscience
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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