You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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