You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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