apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
tell me about the eggs
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