I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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