I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
