please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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