I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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