She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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