yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
