shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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