I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
too bad you live with your parents still
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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