still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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