So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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