He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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