it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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