Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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