He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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