Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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