You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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