Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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