Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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