I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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