Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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