Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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