i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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