he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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