guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I stole a fireplace last night.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I touched a dick in church today
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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