I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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