Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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