Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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