In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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