We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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