I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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