i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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