No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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