come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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