after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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