Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He has the fingertips of a God
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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