I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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