we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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