so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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