white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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