The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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