Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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