I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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