Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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