Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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