I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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