Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I don't deserve a penis
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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