During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
you traded sex for a burrito?
i dont even know how to be here
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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