Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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