If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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