dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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